Elysium Wellness Massage & Kosmetik

Oh my goodness. There's so much to say, and yet so little at the same time. We old white men are just innocent creatures, cornered by capitalism and devoted to the search for meaning in our old age. Our whole lives, we've treated our wives like dirt. Okay, I wouldn't put it that harshly, but we've given our hair more attention with our hair gel. The biggest problem with the store are the residents who always look at you strangely, you almost feel like you're doing something reprehensible? But they're all - very - weird there anyway, Berlin, right? In short: Great store, lovely employees!

I was recently at Elysium and have to say, this studio is definitely one of the better establishments in Berlin. The women are beautiful, and what I really liked about it is that they don't just look at the clock; you're treated very well. Thank you, highly recommended.